Courses

Surveys you can finish, not catalogues you can drown in.

Only Cohort Cartography has a public syllabus on this site. The clinics run when a Mapped Term is in session and enough letters arrive. Fees live on the fees page; nothing here is a checkout.

Architectural interior with long perspective lines

Flagship · eight weeks · Mapped Term

Cohort Cartography

The house course. You draw retention as terrain, write a claim a finance partner can attack, and leave with a kill-list for events that have outlived the product.

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Glass office tower photographed from below

Clinic · four weeks

Event Taxonomy Clinic

Versioning, deprecation, and the social problem of renaming something marketing still loves. For inherited schemas that have become folklore.

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Quiet office desks with monitors and warm overhead light

Laboratory · six weeks

Funnel Integrity

False cliffs, double-fires, and the ticket you send to engineering when the drop-off is not a user decision. You audit one live funnel, not a toy.

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Studio · five weeks

Lifecycle Signal Studio

Using App Analytics to time a message without treating every quiet user as a campaign. Quiet on copywriting; strict on who is eligible and why.

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Notes + two sittings

Board-Ready Analytics

Translating app behaviour for people who do not live in dashboards. You practise a one-page claim with a limitation in the first paragraph.

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